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  1. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I like it like that.
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    > > I found myself in a pub in Cork.
    > > A group of American tourists came in.
    > > One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your
    > > great drinkers.
    > > I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30
    > > minutes."
    > > The bar was silent, the American noticed one Irishman leaving, no-one took
    >
    > > up the bet.
    > > 40 minutes later the Irishman who left returned and said "Hey Yank, is
    > > your wee bet still on?"
    > > "Sure" said the American, "30 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of 5,000
    > > euros."
    > > "Grand, " replied the Irishman, "so pour the pints and start the clock."
    > > It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.
    > > "OK Yank, pay up." said the Irishman..
    > > "I'm happy to pay, here's your money" said the American.
    > > "But tell me, when I first offered the wager I saw you leave. Where did
    > > you go?'
    > > The Irishman replied, "Well sir, 5,000 euros is a lot of money to a man
    > > like
    > > me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it."
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    <cheers>
     
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    <cheers>
     
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    A man is at the bar drinking with his buddies, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all over his own shirt. "Wha' my gonna do now? My wifez gonna kill me." "Relax," one of his buddies says, "give me a ten-dollar bill." The friend folds up the bill and puts it in the drunk guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you ten bucks to have your shirt cleaned." "Thass a great idea!" When the drunk gets home his wife wakes up and angrily asks "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?" He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me ten bucks to have my shirt cleaned, see for yourself!" The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $20 in here!" "Oh yeah he **** in my pants too"
     
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    Evening fellow likers !
     
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    Liked all I could.
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    loads of liking
     
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    allreet like fans. how gans it.
     
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    did anyone see the eclipse like?
     
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    things are going good man
     
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    clear blue skies here. but I forgot about looking - too busy. oh well, next one will be in 2022
     
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    hows all on here?
     
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: like better than rep, tag me up ladies, filthy like whores, I like a good like, like a rolling stone, kiwi was here, spank this like whore!, no f'ker likes kiwi's, kiwis watching you lot, LIKE KIWI

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