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The Official Premier League Board Match Thread Liverpool v Man Utd

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Doesnt stop every fan of every other team doing it despite every club having divers :D
     
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  2. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Liverpool's diver will be at Real Madrid next season <laugh>
     
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  3. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    liverpool v united

    goals 2 - 1

    dives 4 - 3

    pens 1 - 0

    red cards 0 - 1
     
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  4. SpursDisciple

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    Less funny now that defecation has become deflection - got to love autocorrect.
     
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  5. Big George

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    Never been a Young fan...LVG seems to like him though...it's incredible to think that he could keep Di Maria out of the team...imagine contemplating that 12 months ago?
     
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  6. As 'Pool have the home advantage, I suppose they'll be playing in the red snorkel and flippers, and United will be playing in the white?
     
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  7. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Maybe blue.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    What has Liverpool's diving record been this season? As a neutral observer, United seem the far worse for it of the two.
     
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  9. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    The two big clubs are talking now about the best fixture of the season, can you not comment here and retire to one of your 'hilarious' threads about L FC

    Thanks, I just dont want your boringness ruining a great event

    Thanks again
     
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  10. I only have the two threads.

    And you clearly don't read what I write, because they are NOT about 'Pool FC; they are about the fans - you Mousers.

    They provide an in-depth analysis of your delusion, and a platform for a discussion and an examination of ways in which we, the normal fans, can cure you of that delusion.

    They, most certainly, are not wum-threads.
     
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  11. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'd say that Liverpool just about edge it. Their players dive in a similar manner, which suggests that they actually train at it.
    Young's probably the worst individual offender, though. He's crap at it, too. Really obvious.
     
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  12. UnitedinRed

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    Sterling has dived in every game hes played this season. Hes been fortunate that hes not been caught as yet but then again can anyone name tye last liverpool player booked for diving? Suarez aside who was just a racist thug.

    If Stevie G can jump into players and win a penalty for fouling them.... You know your untouchable.

    Liverpool FC. All the help in the world and still win **** all.
     
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  13. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Its clear they work it and have done for many years (page will now post a link to a quote by Jaap Stam). They have pioneered some of the greatest dives seen. From Rush and Dalglish eating turf in the 80s to Gerrard fouling Atletico Madrid players to win a penalty. Liverpool are market leaders.

    Our players are ****e. They always get caught. Except rooney of course.

    Hes scouse too.
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Oi you black pudding muncher.<laugh>
     
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  15. Spurs players are utter amteurs when it comes to diving, and have been since the glory days of Klinsmann.
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    The best/worst diver had to be Franny Lee when at Man City - I remember him doing a actual belly flop dive to get a free kick ! This was in the era of the cloggers and every team had a hatchet man (like Chopper Harris at Chelsea) but diving is cheating and needs to be cut out.

    did anyone watch the Rugby today ? Some great games and scorelines !
     
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  17. Yeah, I follow England.

    Harlequins is my club side.
     
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  18. It's good news for 'Pool fans - Di Maria is playing today.
    <ok>
     
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  19. NSIS

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    1-0 Utd. Game on!..
     
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  20. Unfortunately for 'Pool, this could end up being a cricket score.
     
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