Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

Avoid a hammering !. Its already happened. Don't you mean, 'Spurs have to play far better to avoid a further hammering'.

 

Unfortunately, although a very young and inexperienced team brings enthusiasm and fearlessness, it also brings the risk of stage fright. Have to give Utd some credit however: they started poorly themselves, but have torn us to ribbons - and probably would have had similar success against stronger opposition than we have put up.

 

Seriously... does the club need to hire an optician? The number of misplaced passes has to be some kind of record!

 

Dembele smashed one into row Z. At least we had a shot, I guess.

 

Dembelé shoots and.... puts the ball into the next street.

 

And still the only ball on target towards the Man Utd goal, is the Phil Jones pass back.

 

Anybody would look like a title contender against us today. We just haven't showed up!...

 

Mason's got to hit the target there. Good move though, I suppose.

 

Walker completes his first pass in the 53rd minute, with his head

 

We're a little better so far. Playing the game a bit further up the pitch and Bentaleb is watching Fellaini more closely.

 

I'm so glad we gave up the Europa league our only chance of champions league football for this, just so we can do the same next season.

 

Clattenburg looks like he's going to stop any chance of us getting back into the match

 

Has Howard Webb had a hair transplant and changed his name to mark clattenberg

 

Everton go 2-0 up against Newcastle and then Collocini gets sent off. Think that's them out of the relegation battle.

 

I don't think that guy in the No.2 shirt is Walker.. It can't be him,. can it ?.
Who ever it is., he looks like he's on skunk weed.

 

Lamela on for Mason? Dembele into the middle and we're back to square one, aren't we?

 

I've probably said it before but Dembele is disgracefully one-footed. Genuinely disgraceful.

 

He's all over the place, but he's got no cover and the rest of the defence have been equally ****e. Nearly.

 

Adebayor's warming up! Desperate.

 

Why the **** is Rose picking up Rooney on corners?