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SO WHY IS SB5 BANNED AGIAN ON THE SCUMMERS BOARD?

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  1. sensiblegreeny

    sensiblegreeny Well-Known Member
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    I didn't have any food at all until I was 27. We used to wait for a heatwave and dip our cardboard in the melted tarmac off the road. You can tell the stuck up barstewards, they had something called lunch.
     
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  2. devonFRATTONiser

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    Tarmac Road? You got to sleep on a Tarmac Road?

    We had to kip down on a mud track and used to nearly get run over by tractors
     
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  3. sensiblegreeny

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    I think you got confused there devon. We didn't have bread so we ate cardboard and we didn't have dripping we used to dip the cardboard in melted tarmac. Keep up ffs or lose the "devon" in the user name. You might be on a Hampshire board but you don't have to share the IQ. SB3 sort your bleddy Mods out for Christ sake.
     
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  4. devonFRATTONiser

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    Sorry my brain wasn't working. You see we didn't have the luxury of cardboard. The best we could manage for supper on a Friday was a sheet of fried newspaper
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

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    Fried Newspaper! Looksureh!

    We had to make do with Papier Mâché
     
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  6. sensiblegreeny

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    You had French food? Bleddy snob.
     
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  7. Singing Blue 3

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    Blimey this is turning into a mods thread, maybe I should be a Super Mod?<laugh> <laugh>
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    Super Mod ?!..........we couldn't even afford an ordinary Mod, or Rocker come to that, when I was young.

    You youngsters have never had it so good.......
     
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  9. sensiblegreeny

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    Could you even imagine SB3 as any sort of Mod at all let alone a super one? It's kind of a scary thought really like farting in a lift full of Nuns and hoping nobody notices.
     
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    I'm just sitting here imagining a load of asphyxiated nuns in a lift <laugh>
     
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  11. sensiblegreeny

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    Popes and Cardinals are notorious for doing it which is why you always see Nuns on their knees. They've either just got out of a lift or are making a porn movie.
     
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  12. devonFRATTONiser

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    And they drink on the job - glass of Blue Nun anyone?
     
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  13. Wooperts_duck

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    As for Priest Holes :shocked:

    Well........
     
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  14. antipodean exile

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    Why bring choirboys into this?<yikes>
     
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    I used to get 30 bob for being a choir boy at a wedding which was more than my weekly paper round. I never saw any nuns on their knees though.
     
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    [QUOTE I never saw any nuns on their knees though.[/QUOTE]

    I'm sure at that tender age you would have helped them to their feet and not sunk into evil thoughts.
     
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    These two will be on their knees soon enough

    please log in to view this image
     
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    pompeymeowth, Mar 12, 2015
  18. Wooperts_duck

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    Blimey, I think I used to go out with the one on the right.

    Every time when I enquired if there was any drink remaining, she would reply "Sorry, nun left".



    I'll get my Habit........<laugh>
     
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  19. Singing Blue 3

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    Bering of mixed marriage and the husband of a catholic wife and all that I would always take a blue nun, never a red nun, period<whistle> Standard Cof E practice<laugh>
     
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