Just when you think you have seen it all, the holding pen for the Jeremy Kyle show or the ITTV site has come up with what is the funniest thread that I have ever read. It seems all our communication issues with the club are over as King Soloman himself Reams has met Katrien and she has explained to him in great detail the future of the club, the transfer policies and the fans desires all in a stand up conversation before the Cardiff Match. Now usually I take what I read from Reams with a 1000 kilo weight of salt but he has aassured us all the club is in safe hands and he will trust them with his life. Phew!! He is also seen cuddling Tony Watt the worst buy ever. See the thread 'that's what happens when you don't give ultimatums' and try and see if you don't piss yourself laughing!
Personally I am hugely reassured. If Reams says that he would "literally trust his life in the owners hands" ,that is good enough for me. Personally I feel like huge black cloud has been lifted from over Charlton since Reams met Katrien. Phew.
Why are you reassured - do you honestly think more than pleasantries were discussed? Genuinely intrigued.
I'm sure Katrien was very honoured. I liked your reply, Vol. They appear to have taken it seriously since it fits in pretty well with all the "Great post" "Post-of-the-year" "Excellent post" etc. responses. Surely by now Katrien has gone on Twitter or facebook to brag about meeting Reams?
And there's me thinking it was firmly up Reams' backside. I have never seen such sycophantic cringworthy kowtowing before the feet of the "great man" throughout that thread. I won't go on about Reams' self-aggrandizement following his trip to Cardiff. It seriously made me want to puke
Reams is next meeting with the leaders of Islamic State to persuade them that they are being..... "very silly boys indeed!" That'll be Syria sorted in no time
A return to form for the big man, he is back challenging posters to a fight - this time it's a poster called 'old mod' A slight improvement of him wanting a fight with 'justinbeiberfan12' a few weeks ago.
Awkward moment when self proclaimed oracle of European football, wrongly corrects Nick on the spelling of one of the worlds best player - alexis SANCHEZ. Let's hope he gets the spelling right when he hands KM a list of players he signed on football manager on the back of a match box.
Oldmod is a really good bloke, he used to post on The Charlton Observer. When you start correcting people on their spelling at least make sure YOU get it right. It makes you look a tit otherwise. It also usually means that you can't argue your case and you have to resort to grammar, or spellings, or threats.
Reams is on fire since meeting Katrien, proudly sporting his first non Viagra induced semi since the 3rd season of Grange Hill. He shuts down the post, when he realises that most, if not all of the posts, congratulating him are taking the piss ( I even posted one) and now he is back to threatenong poor old mod who quite properly questions his Italian style u turn. Is he for real??!!!
