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  1. DMD

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    Rover asks, "Instead of doing the YMCA dance, you could help me get my scarf and coat back on, I'm freezing. If not, at least help the guy next to you pull the arrow out of his head". or;

    The girl in the white jumper is wondering how long it'll take the guy in the blue hat to work it it's her that's nicked his glasses.
     
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  2. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    "Just 'cos the football's dog-****, don't blame me"
     
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    Blind man finally able to see...
     
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  4. DMD

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    <laugh>

    That is going to take some beating.
     
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    Dog is saying "sit".

    And BTW, pick your own **** up.
     
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    Put your hands up if you ****ed a lonely Labrador at half time??
     
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    'Please donate to help stop animal cruelty'
     
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    "Man accidently glues hands to face while attaching his new eyelashes"

    or

    "ghost of Maurice Gibb spotted at the football"
     
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    The dog is saying "I prefer the 'Owls myself."
     
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