Black suits, brown shoes. Pocket Squares. Bankers. Policemen. Russel Brand. Anal sex. Coldplay. Avatar. Terrorists. Greetings cards. Spanish people in large groups (outside of spain). The idea of going bald. Beard trimmer running out of power half way through. Jeggings. Vladmir Putin. 50 shades of grey. Twilight. Adverts depicting football in no mans land on xmas day. The term "brunch". Labour. Torries. Lib Dem. UKIP. BNP. The NHS' handling of mental health issues. Fountain pens. I'm sure there's a few more bits and pieces that get on my nerves.
I become the Incredible Hulk in small places. Cannot tolerate them. Super human strength consumes my body when threatened with being restricted in tight quarters. I never used to let big girls get on top. Ever. Maybe that's why I like Asian women, my wife is Eurasian and small. Perfect.
Disco, why did anal sex immediately follow Russell Brand on your list? Creeps me out a little. Almost like a phobia.
Sepp Blatter. The FA. The England team. Uefa. Fifa. Robbie Savage. Mark Lawrenson. Liverpudlian victims. Michael Owen. Jamie Redknapp. Andy Gray and his bumboy Keys. Female commentators. I'm going to avoid this thread henceforth as it's making me feel irate listing this ****e. P.S... People who use the word henceforth.
If I were you I'd be more concerned by Vladmir Putin in Jeggings or Terrorists sending greeting cards.
It's a battle mate! The idea of either/both makes me feel a bit aidsy to be honest mate so I've never partook in either.
Brown shoes full stop. Chavs in town centres Bra's that are like the ****ing Krypton Factor. Tyrone from Corrie GP's waiting rooms Frankie Boyle Star Wars The Academy Awards Selfie Sticks People who think their pictures look classy because they've used a black and white filter. People who put pics of their dinner on Facebook Hot Dogs Scissor Sisters People who write 'Curriculum Vitae' on top of their CV. People who think 'socialising' is a valid hobby to put on a CV. The word 'Epic' The word 'Banter' Candle sniffers in the tesco isles.
Only thing coming out is me laughing out loud. Disco and his aversion the the brown star is becoming ****ing legendary. He takes it very seriously, which is why I can't resist the wind up.
People who use the word 'irony' to describe coincidence. People who say 'generally' instead of genuinely. People who use the word 'literally' all the time, it's barely ever 'literally'. People who think 1,000,000% is bigger than 100%
