Off Topic The 'Like' Brothel

cool

 

I'm a dirty whore

 

spank me

 

all liked I think

 

harder

 

mr gary glitter?

can you seperate the music from the **** ****?

 

lol

 

what time does bbh and ach go to bed
might give the 101 another crack

 

This is a gem!

A friend went to Beijing recently and the hotel gave her a brochure with the following wording. It is precious. She is keeping it and
reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English……….


Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in
passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the
entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available
in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note
that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle
with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of
outstanding obscenity! . You WI ll not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage
of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."

 

sounds like a place I'd love to visit.

 

Liked All

 

Sunday liking

 

5 day weekend over, someone like me.

 

clocks go forward tonight.
heres to losing an hour in bed like.

 

go to bed an hour earlier
on a positive note time difference will only be 12 hours
bollocks that's not good
means I must be up at 3 and not 4 for a 3oclock kick off

 

liking it

 

too cheap too make a video

 

Stormy Night



Bob Hill and his newwife Betty were vacationing in Europe.....as it happens, near Transylvania .They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway.
It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids out
of control!
Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clearthe fog.
Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding!

Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance. Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house.He approaches the door and knocks. A minute passes.
A small, ! hunched man opens the door.

Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?" "I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but wedon't have a phone.
My master is a doctor; come in, and I will get him!" Bob brings his wife in. An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I ! am a scientist.. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training.
I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."
With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely...

Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bobcollapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried."Things are serious, Igor.&! nbsp;Prepare a transfusion."
Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail..
Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly.
Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his gr! and piano, for it is here that he has always found solace.

He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music.
Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat!Heis further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!
Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.

He bursts in and shouts to his master:
"Master, Master!...... The Hills are alive with the sound ofmusic!"


(I am soooooo sorry.....but you really
should've seen that onecoming!!)

 

OK that was so terrible I had to like it.

 

i hope you remembered to put your clocks forward - like