Le Weekend

What are the plans for this coming Saturday and Sunday?

I'm going to see Shaun The Sheep tomorrow. Should be great.

ER - The Voice Of Reason.

 

I've heard it's ****e.

I'm going to Cameron House, friends are staying there and I'm getting a free meal and drinks, probably Champagne.

 

I'll be in Edinburgh, meeting up with ST for casual bumming and spunk flavoured smoothies.

 

Tomorrow lunchtime, doing a burger challenge. Tomorrow evening going for a meal with the fiancee then got a 50th birthday party.

Sunday, shagging, getting a takeaway for dinner, going to the pub to meet the fiancee's folks as they have a gig at the hydro (maybe bump into trev and jif), back to mine, shagging, sleep

 

Champagne is strictly for wimmin and ****ters.

 

Your fiancée is 50

 

No she's 24

 

Got friends coming over from Armagh tomorrow so a few beers with them in the evening. Tomorrow afternoon will be sat watching Socer saturday and hoping we beat Wolves.

 

Kinky

 

Champers is magic, you get pissed in 10 minutes and sober within an hour of stopping.

 

'Hoping'? We better beat them...Am going to be beeling otherwise + going out tomorrow night, my liver and kidneys won't forgive me...

 

Your future in laws have a gig? Which band do they play in?

 

I'm going to Malaga this evening for a long weekend in the latest chapter of Catch Me If You Can #Smug

 

going to try my damndest to do a 34 1/2

 

Remember it doesn't count if you get Beale to suck it for you.

 

It's so tight at the top of the table. If we can carry on this current run of form then it will be very interesting come April. I just hope Deeney and Abdi stay fit.

 

You and your bloody bandit country friends!

 

Kings of Leon

 

Can't say I've heard of them, why is the band called after France's 3rd biggest city though?

 

They're not, that's Lyon