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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Any of you degenerates able to give yourself one of these?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 5, 2015
  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Yes.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Offshore must be ruining my fragile mind. Took me a while to figure out what the doddering auld **** was on about.

    The answer is no, I'm too fat...
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is it rhyming slang for "Bath"?
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    No. It's a 69 that involves half the traditional number of participants. You need to be very supple and/or have a very large penis.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 5, 2015
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or a couple of missing vertebrae. Bill Hicks did a great sketch on the same subject.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 5, 2015

  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Sadly, I'm out on both counts. <wah>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 5, 2015
  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Actually me vvvvv

    please log in to view this image
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 5, 2015
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Still struggling to grow a tash mate aye?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 5, 2015
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  10. likesforeveryone

    likesforeveryone New Member

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    apparently 1 in 400 can suck their own cock
    or 1 in 25 in wales
     
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    likesforeveryone, Mar 6, 2015

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