The North London Power-Shift

HIAG seems even more wound up than usual tonight.

I wonder when he's going to get round to making those pictures of me ?

You know, the ones he's making to prove that he's not wound up at all

 

I hope I get one too Piskie. I seemed to have him pretty rattled earlier.

 

Are all Hammers this far up the Arsenal?

 

^^^^^^^^^
Sounds well jel.

 

Anyway back on topic - it's a real 6 pointer for Spurs against Swansea on Wednesday.
Do Spurs fans fear that a cup knockout and the cup final loss will dent the teams confidence

 

I don't think they even want to talk about football after the horror show that they had last week. HIAG's ditched the footie and is off playing with his felt tip pens.

You're right though, the Swansea match is now a massive game for the Spuds, a loss would see the Swans challenging for a power shift to them from Spurs.

 

The power shifted a long time ago. After all, we've won more cups than them this decade. We also beat you again too this season

 

I'm sorry if I went in a little too hard on you. I'm expecting everyone to be as dense as PESKIE. It never occurs to me that some of you poor lambkins might be just a tad too sensitive.

 

We're looking forward to playing you at home in May, who knows by that time you might also have celebrated at Totterinhgham's day too. If Swansea finish above the Spuds and have won more trophies this decade then the power shift will well and truly be complete

 

#stillblubbing

 

You stayed up till 1.24 in the morning to post this, I think everyone can see who is rattling who.

118 118 I've got your number

 

Actually, I had only just got in. That's when the local burger joint closes, and I finish work.

 

So you work at the local burger joint then
#johnnynostars

 

Yes, all that stuff about me being a lawyer was pure fantasy. The only Briefs I ever get to see are my own dirty keks, before they are whisked away by Mummy on wash-Wednesday.

 

You're much funnier when you're being honest HIAG

 

I can do my own jokes, you know.

 

Well, the ones you have been doing up until now have been ****, so it's probably best you changed tact.

They say that in comedy you should talk about what you know. There's a lot humour mileage in being a Burger flipping Virgin who lives at home with his mum

 

...and who has Mummy wash his dirty keks on wash-Wednesday.