With Max Clifford currently banged up I find myself potentially in need of a recruiting someone so: Press secretary / media consultant Location: role is home based, must have Internet access and not a 606 account Hours: role is task dependant and workload is out of the control of the post holder or employer therefore operates on a zero hours contract, it is anticipated that zero hours will ever be worked Job description: a media savvy individual to assist with media relations and public relations in the on going fight for truth, honesty and justice regarding Bradfordian millionaires and Rolls Royce ownership Person spec: applicants must have integrity, be able to spell, have a sense of humour, have a proven history of standing up to bullshitters. Barmy grumpy old ****s with no sense of self deprication or self awareness need not apply Package: renumeration for the role is 100% commission based and the successful candidate will receive 50% of any press fees received by the employer. The current total fee rate is £50 per word appearing in print, £100 per word on TV and radio Note, candidates residing in an LS17 postcode will not be considered for this role. If you are anticipating ever having any work to do, or earning any cash this is not the role for you. Expressions of interest for the role should be made here, detailing relevant experience, and any personal qualities that make you the obvious candidate.
You might be a poor estate agent ( your boss thinks so), but you might be good at something else. See above re. Salary. But here is a pic of the PA.
You don't without a statement proving you are worthy. When the micks and other non yorkies wake up this will be a sought after position.
Oh dear, A recommendation from George W. is not ideal given the nature of the post I advertised, if you know what I mean. In an unrelated point, George Dubya was an intellectual Pygmy who never had a good idea in his life, was as thick as pig ****e, and couldn't write his own name without spelling it wrong... When I said unrelated I was being economical with the actuality!
I am privileged (as a part time employment adviser) to forward this eloquent video CV ............ he can be contacted at Old Trafford, Manchester
But Elland the secret scummer had already expressed his interest. Suprised he didn't sent the home videp
