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When will you die calcuator?

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  1. gas

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    You're still alive :emoticon-0138-think

    ****sake<grr>
     
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    gas, Feb 19, 2015
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *fuxake

    Alive an kickin, doll. All they doctors look really stupid now.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 19, 2015
  3. DevAdvocate

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    I apparently should have died in 2003.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 21, 2015
  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    :frown:
     
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    Toby, Feb 21, 2015
  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Basically means i'm Immortal.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 21, 2015
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Every paddy you killed has bought you another year of life. You'll outlive us all.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Feb 21, 2015
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Unless, as some cultures and mythologies believe, that you absorb the strength and energy of every person you kill (their essence, or soul if you will)

    In which case, Dev the Destroyer of Paddies, is ****ed cos absorbing a killed paddy's essence would surely be detrimental?
     
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    Gambol, Feb 21, 2015
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well I don't like to brag but it looks as If I have another 25 years at least.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 21, 2015
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit wiz yer favrit kill shot?
     
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    Gambol, Feb 21, 2015
  10. DevAdvocate

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    Double tap with a head shot from 3 metres. Up close and personal, the way I like it.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 21, 2015
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  11. Blackheath Redcoat

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    Apparently, I'm going to live until I'm 107. I'll settle for that.

    Scotland might have qualified for another World Cup by then. Nah.... only kidding.
     
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    Blackheath Redcoat, Feb 22, 2015
  12. DevAdvocate

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    <confused>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 22, 2015
  13. Patience

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