We are all so clever today ⦠ON the pending new release of the Apple watch i recently over heard Yoof saying that they wanted this feature or that feature and this colour and style ⦠everything that not currently available ⦠Techno Barry Norman's who are so thick that they can't see the influence that product have on them. The Yoof continued to start each sentance with ⦠In my world blah blah blah ⦠In my world etc etc ⦠forthcoming events are on their radar Change of serve is still controlled by Yeah but... and emphasis of importance now has a unit of really or very used in three plus combos. Conclusions are expressed as literally but most of this hot air seems to start with more conclusions before they have thought about what they are going to say in the first place. And morals f** me if they don't all have a moral or a spin that suits them ⦠everyone is saturated with advice This crap new tone of voice borrowed from fake business is spreading ⦠it's our call of duty to nip this is the bud ⦠I forward an idea to burn anyone caught using this brainwashing Zombie Apocalypse discussions have now replaced what would i do if I won the lottery It's very hard work growing old and the real reason I have to escape this culture Our route maps are now divided by the new landmarks ⦠Tesco Express ⦠once these were pubs ⦠e.g.; turn right at the black horse now it's have you you got a Waitrose in your town? as if it may put the property prices up. "I got this from Zara in the sale for half price on black friday" this translated means I am a very clever shopper in fact I am far better than you because I paid less than you in a better store than you. It's gone mad and action is required brothers
Physicality. Between the lines. They are definitely 2014 onwards expressions. In my day the word was physique.
"Today just wasn't our day..." is the one that always winds me up. It's used far too often as a catch-all to cover up for a pathetic display.
That used to make we wince so much I started using 'Waterfowl Alignment' in meetings just to watch the frowns.
