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What's Toby eating today thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Feb 18, 2015.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I've just not lived with any insane old women.

    Who puts flowers at pissing level? Does she use the toilet brush bowl as a vase? :huh:
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wimmin think everything should be decorative. Who else but wimmin would have expensive soaps as bathroom ornaments? God forbid ye actually shower using one of those soaps not to mention the carefully folded hand and face towels yer not supposed to use either.

    I **** into them when she's no there.
     
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  3. Tina.

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    that's a bit ****ing insensitive. Wisen up ya bitter aul' ****.

    Whomever you're basing your comments on is/are psychos and not the norm.
     
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    Get the **** telt T <ok>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut yer hole ya rabid auld dried up boot.
     
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    well said
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Had to be said, mate.
     
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  8. ERINBLACK

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    last time she had a cock up her punched lasagne earth wind and fire were top of the pops.
     
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    Last time you got your cock up The Beatles haden't been discovered.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    punched lasagne <laugh>

    Av been laffing about that one all day. Truly a work of comedic genius. <laugh>
     
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  11. ERINBLACK

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    who??
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The Beatles, he said.
     
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    They were the English version of the Bay City Rollers.
     
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    *edit; But not as talented.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Funny cos it's true. <ok>

    Shang-a-lang

    ...was John "**** Deserved to Die" Lennon's greatest lyric.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *edit - yer no allowed to say ****s that deserved to die deserved to die any more. Get it up ye Juiian ya wee ****in jessy.
     
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  17. ERINBLACK

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    imagine no possessions warbled lennon ****in tit who deserved to die, cock.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Amen, brutha.

    On the plus side SN is now married to his ex wife.
     
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  19. Tina.

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    somebody doesny handle knock backs very well <whistle>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Not many of us narcissists do. :grin:
     
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