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My nominations for the one way trip to Mars.....

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  1. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Slightly off topic but a bit of fun. Unless you live on........well, Mars you would have heard the news that the aim is to fly people out to Mars to live there in 2024. And I thought we could all nominate who they want to send there. :D

    Number 1 on my list is.........Dejan Lovren. Well done Dejan for making number 1, it's the only one you'll get in a very long time.
    2. Brendan Rodgers for making that absurd comment about us. And for being a twat in general.
    3. Harry Redknapp. **** off you skate ****er. And you sent us down before toddling back down the M27.
    4. Sam Allardyce. One big HOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF and that will take him to Mars.
    5. Last but not least, Pochettino for actually making Spurs half decent. :mad:
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Van Gaal just for being....Van Gaal really.
     
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  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    The next young lady PL fancies.....
     
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  4. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    I'm done fancying young ladies.....


    Going for the old ones now! #cougar

    (That's a joke, but I have given up on the whole fancying thing)

    Also, I find it ironic that in the OP, Harry is refered to is as a skate when we skates hate him just as much, if not more so, than you guys.
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    In that case we should all volunteer him, but we may have to wait until he gets his knees fixed :)
     
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  6. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    No need. The journey will be in weightlessness and Mars only has 0.38 gravity of earth so his saggy face will look pert and his knees won't hurt :)
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Would probably be the best thing you ever did, if you went all cougar. Older woman was the best thing I ever did as a young man. 21 I was.
     
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  8. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I agree, never been with a lady younger than me :)

    Even Mrs No7 is 5 years older and 18 years later she is a beautiful as she was then :)
     
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    All referees! Bon Voyage.
     
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  10. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    :( :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  11. AberdeenSaint

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    Seriously, I didn`t realise that. Kudos.
     
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  12. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Can't send only refs....it's a breeding colony and as we know refs are all w*****s.:rolleyes:
     
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    I wouldn't want to go there, the atmosphere in the football grounds would be awful.
     
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    I presume that is not wife number 7, but Mrs "no 7" :confused:
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Red hot though
     
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    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Could we move whole buildings as well? The Daily Mail building perhaps?
     
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  17. SAINTDON13

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    ... and the Red Tops?
     
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    If it is big enough I would like to send all UKIP supporters and their cronies in the tory party.
     
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    Nigel Farage with a shuttle full of Geman and French people....:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  20. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Adrian Childs and garth crooks
     
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