United spend £150m to play long ball

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Diego said:
He was talking about football, you don`t have to worry about it <ok>
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UiR doesn't talk about football, he and Matth talk Van Gaal Ball (Pronounced Van Gal Ball) its a sport in which LvG is an omnipotent deity of unquestionable wisdom and power, in which he grants supreme beings with a blessing that turns their skin red and makes a Chevrolet logo appear on their chest, after which they become super powered beings of epic proportions who fight crime and help the helpless.
 
To be fair, there is a meal being made out of this. United haven't gotten into their stride so there are perhaps unfair questions being asked over their style.
 
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To add balance I do have quite a fair few Samsung products these days, but then again they are quality gear. Not into Delta Air or Asian beer though.
 
Varier2 said:
To be fair, there is a meal being made out of this. United haven't gotten into their stride so there are perhaps unfair questions being asked over their style.
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Gok Wan has a style, it's ****ing horrible, United ditto.
LvG talks about his creative players, and goes on to name them, RvP Failcao janujizzy and Di Maria

no Mata? <laugh>

[HASHTAG]#crabfootball[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#Hoofball[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#tacticalgenius[/HASHTAG]
 
Blueman said:
So what happened to the "United way" then.
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It's been replaced by the "new United Way". Rack up a few years of dodgy sponsorship deals on the sly whilst publicly questioning City's sponsorship deals. Lobby like **** for PL FFP and then go spend lavish amounts on Real Madrid Monaco and Chelsea cast offs and have them managed by Mr Crabby
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I think you'll find the clueless fat dutch bastard is going to sell Mata in the summer. You can read lots about people from their body language and its plain to see Van Gollocks cluelessly grasping straws, D-Minus doesn't want to be there and thought he was going to City.

Failcoa the mercenary dwarf is being ****ed off back to Monaco as the new Torres, Smalling, Evans & jones are also down the road as Van Useless spends another £300 million on a defence and midfield. If United punch above their weight until May they should finish 7th Van Laughyourcockoff will get Sir Bobby's boot up his arse.
 
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He a useless bastard like his manager, the drawf's contribution to the game? just two in the box touches before he was hauled off for the diver.
 
King Ossie64 said:
He a useless bastard like his manager, the drawf's contribution to the game? just two in the box touches before he was hauled off for the diver.
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v Leicester it took offside and OG, now against PNE it took dive and offside, in both cases united won 3 1 but only scored 1 legit goal in each.

united are currently being carried by a MoyeZ signing, Fellaini<whistle> [HASHTAG]#hoofball[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#crabfootball[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#tacticalgenius[/HASHTAG] "we don't play long ball"
[HASHTAG]#restoftheworld[/HASHTAG] <laugh>
 
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Sisu said:
v Leicester it took offside and OG, now against PNE it took dive and offside, in both cases united won 3 1 but only scored 1 legit goal in each.

united are currently being carried by a MoyeZ signing, Fellaini<whistle> [HASHTAG]#hoofball[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#crabfootball[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#tacticalgenius[/HASHTAG] "we don't play long ball"
[HASHTAG]#restoftheworld[/HASHTAG] <laugh>
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<laugh><ok>
 
Sisu said:
v Leicester it took offside and OG, now against PNE it took dive and offside, in both cases united won 3 1 but only scored 1 legit goal in each.

united are currently being carried by a MoyeZ signing, Fellaini<whistle> [HASHTAG]#hoofball[/HASHTAG] [HASHTAG]#crabfootball[/HASHTAG]

[HASHTAG]#tacticalgenius[/HASHTAG] "we don't play long ball"
[HASHTAG]#restoftheworld[/HASHTAG] <laugh>
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Yep, big Felli. Coming to a defence near you soon <ok>

Your hash tags are contradictory <laugh>
 
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