Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Noocaarstle United - Official Buildup/Match Day Thread

Well we nailed it. Drew the hell out of that game. Crystal Palace didn't know what hit them...






I'll save them the mystery, in this analogy, it was the weakest midget ghost of all time.

 

Absolutely terrible performance long ball ****e you can get rid of pardew but not the idiots doing the coaching

 

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Carver is pardew on steroids basically ****ing hell.

 

Good away point for me.....Away from home to a ex manager that was hated,mid week?

 

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If my girlfriend ever describes me as being really "limp" again, I'll show her this game. It's a veritable eiffel tower-esque-stiffy in comparison.

 

Did you actually watch it in agree it's a point but we didn't deserve anything at all from that, our tactics were unable fathomable it was like every player had a free role and just lobbing it fwd aimlessly

 

Probs more predictable, than good. It was a catastrophic watch though... I'm surprised it took me til page 6 to turn unnecessarily sexual.

 

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Carver is a ****. If he gets the job fulltime I will implode on the spot. We didn't lose against that grey haired tampon which is something as I couldn't have took the media ****ing the **** off by him getting one over us.

In conclusion, Carver and Pardew are both ****s.

 

Carvers a idiot simple as that anyone that rates dummet and haidara ahead on Santon, wears tracksuit pants at his age and pronounces the word something with a k at the end of it is a vegetable.

 

This is quite good:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...ew-effect-found-to-be-a-placebo-2015021195258

 

John carver proud of one win three draws and two defeats jesus

 

Jesus ****ing Christ! Pardew is bigging up his time here while being palace Manager!! I just heard his post match interview where he said "It was tricky going 1-0 down, as they're good at seeing out a 1-0 with their defensive unit. They're used to winning games 1-0"!!!!!! **** my stump! Are we good at seeing out 1-0 games???

 

We're not good at anything

 

In all seriousness, this is absolutely true. Defending is more desperate than solid, there was no attempt to control the midfield, there was/is no discernible game plan, the attacking play was utterly absent. Gouffran and Williamson look like they must have won a place in the side from a Pepsi competition, it's more or less unfathomable that they are Premier League footballers. Poor Perez was lost, and relying on Cisse, but where was either supposed to play? I lost count of the amount of times players gesticulated at each other randomly. 20 minutes from the end we began playing for time. It's a huuuuuuge mistake to do that, and you can take that into the league - we're "playing for time" with 13 games still to play!!!

The Premier League is bordering on comedy at the moment. How on earth doesn't every team beat us? No need to answer that question, just look at the table - Man U are 3rd.

 

Wow... All I've thought about is how easily we blow 1-0 wins lol

 

Terrible game, good point. Carver is ******ed.