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Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Noocaarstle United - Official Buildup/Match Day Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 9, 2015.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    CISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE





    Just joking. He sprays so far wide, he'd have missed a Mackem arse.
     
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    Can I just point out an away trip to London on a wednesday is ****ing glittershit, very disrespectful to travelling fans <ok>
     
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    Carver directing things magnificently... Or wafting a fart away... either or.
     
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    I blame Pardew for the second goal.
     
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    ****s sake. dummet for Cabella. <doh>
     
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    Our fans ceating all the atmosphere.

    Yet again.
     
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    ****s sake, Carvers subs are worse than Pardews.
     
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    Go on Haidara you ******ed smpletoid, let him cross, let them score. Why not eh?
     
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    Apprently Colo hit by a coin.
     
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    The commentator has been saying "anywhere will do for Newcastle" for 20 minutes, as we hoof it mindlessly clear. Again and again. #notjoking.
     
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    Wow I think were trying to not finish high up the table... I really think were trying to lose points now. Its the only explanation.
     
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    Pards looks devastated.
     
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    A redhead almost certainly asked if you liked the negligee.









    So that what's Jack Colback's been doing in the second half, with Crystal Palace running rampant <laugh>
     
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    That was one of the worst games I've ever seen.
     
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    Another point.
    Well.
     
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    Carver bottled going for all points. How many defenders do we want on the field? Laughed at Pardew, he made his favourite substitution, LB off.
     
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