STOKE HEADLINE GAME

Here we go again, trying to make a Headline worth reading from a game not worth watching. Life isn't easy and getting a winning Headline isn't either. So once more pride is at stake and no money prizes are there for the winner, just glory, fame and public acclaim.

Rules as before:

1. One entry per person.
2. Submissions to be made by 7.30pm Tuesday 10/2/15
3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.

 

Wake me up before you go, go.

 

Crouch-in-Tyne-bore, heading-draw-goal.

 

Crouching Leveller Hidden Quality

 

Ginger Snap Shot Cancelled Out by Crouch Heed

 

Crouch cancels Carver's celebration

 

Balls Deep In Bland Bore Draw

 

Obertan overthinks as Willo wilts

 

Unfinished Sunday Carvery Leaves A Bad Taste

 

Here we go again. Excitement abounds, the crowd erupts, the TV presenter goes bananas. It's voting time and failure to vote will bring the wrath of the JPF Rules down upon the offenders.

Rules

1. One vote per person
2. You cannot vote for yourself
3. Top 3 at end of poll go into deciding poll.
4. If no rule applies then JPF Rule 46 applies.

Let the voting commence

 

Realised its more fun not to bother submitting a headline and just fxck with the voting so that's my role this week. So its Obi (for now).