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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    likes for the elephant
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    less posts from the kiwi :laugh:
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Is it Friday yet? This week has dragged.
     
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    I liked the egg chasing tonight
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Well the result anyway
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    evening bbh
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

    'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke,

    Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

    I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

    'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'
     
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    Save the like thread
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    yeah man
    save the like thread
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Well we were not upset!! We took 5,000 yet the gate was still only 15,000 - happy with our point and still Top Of The League!!
     
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