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Caulker out!

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by YappyR, Feb 7, 2015.

  1. YappyR

    YappyR Well-Known Member

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    I've said it all season and I'll say it again -

    Caulker is shyt. He is a flower. Dereliction of duty, trots around the field like a girl and can't be bothered to defend.

    Get rid.

    We should have got a couple of solid young, hungry, un-afraid defenders in during the window, but alas, we're QPR.
     
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  2. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

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    The Yapster strikes again
     
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  3. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Seriously, can we not amalgamate every thread he starts into one Yappy thread? That way he can say all he likes but the Board won't get cluttered up with meaningless threads.
     
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  4. NorwayRanger

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    Player bashing thread yippie! That's the medicine <doh>
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    In Yappy's defence, caulker was woeful today from start to finish and at fault for the goal
     
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  6. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    But he has a fukking Caulker thread already running right under this one!!
     
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  7. superhoops67

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    Most of our players are just not good enough to be playing in this division...It's strange but as much as I care about the club and the badge,I'm starting to stop caring about the players...
     
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  8. NorwayRanger

    NorwayRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not as much as Onuoha though. Caulker had a couple of excellent goal saving tackles. Southampton played our defence very well leaving us stretched several times, hence all the cramps late in the game.
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    Onuoha was poor too but out of position. How many lax five yard passes will Caulker play before he realises he's too **** to do anything but lump it forward and rely on a bit of pace when he's out of position?
     
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  10. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Caulker will be at West Ham next season, any other saleable players such as Charlie and err, well, Charlie will be off as well. We won't trouble the pacesetters in the Championship with this lot next season...
     
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  11. Kilburn

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    Yes, that was an awful pass attempt to Phillips on the left that led to the goal - so with a needless error like that we went from a potentially offensive position to being on our back foot and conceded a goal.
     
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  12. QPAAAAAGH

    QPAAAAAGH Well-Known Member

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    Ludicrously harsh. Yes he got caught up field but he was at least looking to win the game. We still had plenty to defend the breakaway but got done by the schoolboy positioning of Onuoha. Otherwise Caulker had a decent game IMO.
     
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  13. rangercol

    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    He won a couple of headers and made a couple of good tackles.
    But then he lost the game for us!!

    We have to learn. We were a couple of minutes away from a draw against a top 4 team and he decides to go off on a run and then gives the ball away. Totally naive. It's no good saying he was trying to win the game. A point was there and we threw it away!!
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    I don't think there's anything ludicrous about being critical of an £8m centre-half marauding forwards in the 91st minute and failing with a five yard pass leading to the winning goal.

    Constantly plays teammates into trouble with hospital passes such as the one that led to Barton's booking. It's just not good enough from a guy of his supposes calibre.
     
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  15. rangercol

    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    Spot on. Unfortunately, if Dunne is out injured, we're stuck with Caulker (unless we play Rio!!).
     
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  16. Sooperhoop

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    OMG, the return of Rio!...<yikes>
     
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  17. rangercol

    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    Rio wouldn't play those terrible passes that Caulker did today.
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    I agree. He's the least of all evils right now. The defence is a mess.
     
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  19. aqualung

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    Got a feeling that Caulker might be latest scapegoat for people to hit on.....there always has to be a scapegoat, right?
    <doh>
     
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    How it is harsh to expect a professional footballer to play a five yard pass to one of his own players & not make a present of it to the opposition?

    He wasn't caught upfield. He gave the f****** ball away & turned attack into trying to defend without the numbers required!

    He made one great challenge in the second half but I'm struggling to think of any other positive from him today.
     
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