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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Feb 3, 2015.

  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    It would be a good addition to X factor 3 cages full of petrol each week and viewers could call a premium rate number to vote on who get's incinerated live on TV.
    Simon Cowell could push his red button and a big flame would shoot up to the losers.
     
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  2. VenomPD

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    Loads of people will be confused when "Roasted Jordan" isn't the porn they were expecting.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Yet more blood on those sneaky Zionists' hands.
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    desperate stuff. what a ****e world we live in.
     
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    Speak for yourself
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    3 French soldiers armed with machine guns attacked by 1 raghead with a knife in Nice and it takes a shop keeper to catch him.
    The frogs are useless.
     
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    When did that happen, I ****ing live there. I know some guy went into the supermarket here and shot his wife and then himself last week though
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Cheese eating surrender monkeys.
    http://m.bbc.com/news/world-europe-31118020
     
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  9. VenomPD

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    Welcome to the burny-face family pal. <ok>
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    You can see the dudes face melting with bits dripping off, I was so appalled by the barbarity I had to watch it a few times can't wait for the next episode.
     
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    <laugh>

    I've no watched it, ever since Wizgub posted that one of the Ukrainian ****s chibbing some homeless guy with a hammer I've tried to avoid those videos.
     
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    It's a right **** when the supermarket has run out of bread right enough.
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Working on a gas rig I doubt watching a bloke in an Orange boiler suit trapped getting frazzled by flames would be a good idea.
     
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  14. VenomPD

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    Naw they just show us a video about Piper Alpha every ****ing year.
     
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    I watched one with a Mexican getting done with a chainsaw then his mate had his head chopped off with a very sharp chefs knife and some poor bastard naked getting hit with an iron bar before going on to a big axe to chop bits off when he's still alive.
    Did make me feel a bit sick but after the 5th or 6th time i managed to masturbate over it.
    Really fancy a Nandos for some reason.
     
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    Is that the one with Steve Coogan?
     
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    What's got 4 legs and goes Woof


    That joke never gets old.
     
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    <laugh>

    I am Fire-Face.
     
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    The Peter Pan of **** jokes.
    Dev why is that snuff movie not illegal?
     
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    Having watched the video again, why not just push the cage over? Or, if that isn't possible, I'd just jump up, grab the bars and pull myself up and hook my feet round the top bars and shout;

    1690 KING BILLY YA SPASTIC BASTARDS
     
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