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Off Topic Beards.. Yay or nay?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, Jan 23, 2015.

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Like beards?

  1. Yes

    50.0%
  2. No

    25.0%
  3. Ain't bothered m8

    6.3%
  4. Depends

    12.5%
  5. I can't grow a beard because I'm not a man <cry>

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  1. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    I have a beard. The wife likes it. I prefer shaving it off though to leave a cowboy/pornstar tash.
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    It's the velcro effect :grin: they love it
     
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  3. Diego

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    A well trimmed beard is fine and can look cool. The big bushy things that seem popular today just look messy and remind me too much of terrorists <ok>
    Sad but true, a sign of the times.
     
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  4. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Maybe if them that grow beards take a leaf out of pussy fashion.

    The Runway
    The Brazilian
    The Star
    The Afro
    The Heart

    They could even get their boat race vagasilled.

    It'd make them look like fanny's but at least they be trendy.:bandit:
     
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  5. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    I have invented a new soap called "Peniclean" but nobody want`s to market it. It`s for those male "intimate" places, i don`t understand the reluctance :huh:
     
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  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Maybe if you added a strategic "s" it would appeal to women.<whistle>
     
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  7. Diego

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    I have also invented an oder free rubber tube that hangs down the inside of your pants so you can piss while dancing without embarresment (plus a little cup for them oops moments) but no bite there either <wah>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Too many people with beards! It's like a ****ing virus. It suits some and not others, it doesn't make you more of a man and in general I'm told it makes you less attractive to women which would be a worry.
     
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  9. BBFs Unpopular View

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    I see the media brainwashing machine is workng well in Manchester.

    You've more chance of winning the lotto than being killed by a terrorist.

    Obama is slaughtering Pakistani Iraqi and Syrian children and he ain't got no beard.
    Almost all terror suspects and convicted terrorists are beardless <whistle>
    #gofigure
     
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    That's because they shave them off in order to look less like a terrorist. :bandit:
     
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    or because beards have nothing to do with terrorism <whistle>
    #commonsense
     
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    This guy looks suspicious, more of a Roy Keane beard tho..
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    Knew I seen this guy before..
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Once shaved off I agree they then have nothing to do with terrorism but they may be indicted at a later date. <laugh>
     
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    Terrorist
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    to grannies
     
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  15. Do you have enough power left, you might need to wind the handle a bit :bandit:
     
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  16. Complete opposite. I like the bears but the Mrs (nm) hates it <grr>
     
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    Funny how shaggy beards are related to terrorism.. except when they are not.. Wrong skin colour. Lets be honest, it's about ethnicity, lets stop pretending its about beards
    #realitycheck
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  18. This is your aim Magic, head & bears...
     

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  19. luvgonzo

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    I suppose it's down to the individual, I am friends with a few Arabs and one of them has a beard I don't tend to think along the lines of he's the one most likely to blow me up and I'm quite happy to board public transport with him even if he has a rucksack.
     
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    it's like this upside down <laugh>
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