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Injuries: % of the season missed

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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Thought this might interest you all. <ok>

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    Brian Storm, Jan 22, 2015
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    For 3-4 years we really seem to have struggled with injuries.
    One pundit even said it was the cold North East air... until someone pointed out that even teams from within the Nordics have better records.
    Maybe our scouts should look at player injury records as part of the due dilligence?
    I can't see things improving anytime soon.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 22, 2015
  3. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    injuries.jpg

    Top of the League! Get in you beauties! Wait, this isn't the real league? Aww.. :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    Maximin Effort, Jan 22, 2015
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its not an excuse but I'd maybe ask Chelsea for some advice on conditioning and preparation :emoticon-0129-call:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 22, 2015
  5. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Pity they don't give the place in the Europa League based on this rather than the fairplay league. It makes for interesting reading. I would expect Chelsea to have a lot more injuries based on their physio. Maybe they're all getting in some extra-conditioning work with her.
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    JakartaToon, Jan 22, 2015
  6. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    How is Jonas only at 42%???
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Jan 22, 2015

  7. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Our injuries in recent years have been neverending. I believe we need a total purging in all areas, helps to clean the pipes now and again.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Jan 22, 2015
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The lady in Jakarta's post looks an ideal candidate for such a task

    #sexist pig
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 22, 2015
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    I reckon this bald bastard may have to do the decent thing and spontanously explode.
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Jan 22, 2015
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Lionel Ritchie baby...... Lionel Ritchie.....

    #allnightlong
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 22, 2015
  11. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    The medical you get before joining Newcastle includes a test to see if sleeping in an awkward position might cause you a career threatening injury. If this test comes out positive your in.
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Jan 22, 2015
  12. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Just goes to show that some of the players will use the slightest excuse not to play. Lack of respect for the Club. At Chelsea they wouldn't dare in case they didn't get back in.
     
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    Heed, Jan 22, 2015
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its the number of foreigners...damn Chelsea have loads of foreigners too. **** it, its just all rotten. I think we'd be best off sacking off this whole PL thing, selling all the players, sacking all these useless staff doing ****e jobs, and starting again as a new club in the conference north. Rebuild it all from scratch. I won't miss anything about the PL. Honest.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 22, 2015
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    exactly, Johnny Foreigners swinging the lead.
    Lets face it the PL is overated and the only thing people are concerned about is lining their pockets with pieces of silver.
    Yes, a decent derby with Spartans wouldn't be a bad thing at all....
     
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    Heed, Jan 22, 2015
  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Those stats truly are shocking. I wonder how much we pay for players to not be playing.

    We seem to have had more than a fair share of injuries for a few years now. Maybe it's a sign of the pat back you get when you buy cheap. They're either not good enough, or they're cheap because they're cricked.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 22, 2015
  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I suspect that Ashley is deliberately targeting players with a good previous injury record but subtle inherent weaknesses so he can claim their wages back on the insurance policy.
    #conspiracy theory
     
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    JakartaToon, Jan 22, 2015
  17. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Facundo Ferreyra isn't even mentioned on the list as being injured!
    Is he actually on our books?
    Is he really a footballer?
    Does he exist or are NUFC involved in some sort of Fraud?
     
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    Heed, Jan 22, 2015
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    It's an anagram of Fat Cockney Fraudster
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 22, 2015
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    It does make you wonder what the f*** is going on with him.
     
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    Heed, Jan 22, 2015
  20. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    He's been fit all season. He's just utterly ****.
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Jan 23, 2015
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