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Off Topic The 'Like' Brothel

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  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    Is there a dislike brothel too?
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Lots of liking
     
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    For people who dislike Daft Vador
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    A mother in-law said to her sons wife when the baby was born

    "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son"

    The daughter inlaw lifted her skirt and said...

    "I don't mean to be rude either but this is a fanny not a ****ing photo copier !!"
     
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    A bit like ACS ****alikie
     
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    Is this a new year resolution?
     
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    Like and potato pie
     
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    I like everyone Obi.

    Well... Almost,
     
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    Liked All
     
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    A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some booze with it instead of dinner?"
    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
    "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
    The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf.
     
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    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    loads of liking
     
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