Roberto Martinez Sack watch !!

You seem to have more interest in other sides than I do

 

...or the ability to open the fixture list on my phone

#competentkopites

 

Why are you interested in who United are playing

#obsessed

 

Mearly helping out a fellow scouser

#comrades

 

you evertonians... or bluenoses, bitters or whatever... are f'n hilarious today... just about everything you've said has raised a laugh... thanks for making this the firday joke page.

 

You must walk round all day laughing at anything..........I bet you've got Lee Evans DVD's ffs.

 

I love a bit of nostalga comedy.....

Do you remember when Lee evans was funny?.................No, neither do I

 

But I am not interested....or like you, obsessed in who other sides are playing.

#billynomateslovesthefixturelist

 

Lee Evans took Norman Wisdom's act and made it sweaty and about as funny as Ebola.

 

i think what sort of comedy you like defines you

 

Lukaku also has an OG so that's only +5 GD

He only has 1 assist so he's not making them for others either

Another stat I think is important is he has 1 yellow card. Players shouldn't be getting sent off or suspended, but you should have more than that if you give a **** and are prepared to take one for the team now and then.

 

Sad to see someone peak so young and already on the decline.

 

Balotelli cost half as much, to a team with lots more money, and was called a "gamble" from day one.

Lukaku is Kenwright walking into a casino and betting the club on 00 and missing.

 

Not really trying to do that though mate Its more a case of saying don't throw stones at glass houses to those LFC fans who are criticising him

 

So let me get this right, you're saying that

1. You should subtract OG's from your goals tally
2. Strikers should have hatfuls of assists
3. They should collect yellow cards for fouls

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So you can't talk about a player if some of yours aren't performing?

Of course people can talk about Lukaku. I understand what they're saying too, I just don't agree.

 

Good to see that Martinez has been found out.

Average manager throughout his career. He's the only other manager I can think of who neglects his defence more than Rodgers.

 

See my reply to Gerrez above..

 

Same age as Rodgers but with a pot on his CV and not got the blot of being sacked by a nothing club like Reading on there either