I wonder what goes through his head when he's combing that monstrosity? 'Looking good today Gerry old boy' I imagine it's something like that. He looks like a podgy vampire.
I cant look at him without thinking Swiss Tony: "You know Paul, being assistant manager at a football team is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you have to prepare the balls and ensure the legs are well massaged and oiled. You then have to firmly stick it in the box, being sure to avoid any damage in the tackle...."