Dr.Zaf Iqbal Leaves Liverpool.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...s/exclusive-liverpool-fc-part-company-8407848


It's a strange one here in that it coincides with Daniel Sturridge returning from the U.S.A.

What could the docs over have discovered that would result in a doctor losing his job ?

 

Could be something, could be nothing. I'm sure we can link it to the other conspiracy theories floating around.

 

That was my whole idea

Heres one I read online. Chelsea were told Sturridge would only last 5 years playing at the higest level due to his injury and Zaf should have spotted it.

 

Sturridge is in fact a woman and Zaf didn't spot it?

 

Zaf spotted it alright and he got danny preggers. danny was shipped off once the bump was starting to show and is back now the baby has been born

 

He's actually acting as Studg's agent and sent him to LA for talks with the Galaxy?

 

Apparently his family is based in London and he couldn't convince them to move to Liverpool ...

 

Now thats a conspiracy <tinfoilhat>

 

Could be that the yanks have suggested something he doesn't agree with so they've just parted ways as a result through principal.

 

I have it on good authority that the owners wanted him to create one good player from all the duds we have by taking the odd bit that is any good from each of them and creating a Frankenstein type player. The good Dr refused, not out of principle, but because there were not enough good parts to make one decent player

 

Now there's an idea......

 

Now that could be a thread on its own.

 

I think it's because they know there will be no work for him in the immediate future ( new signings) and any that are coming in are so crap theres no point doing Medicals? Also everyone we have signed this summer has picked up a injury almost immediately so what's the point of medicals anyway. Plus he can't even cure studge.

 

Or maybe it's to ensure Johnson stays injured as long as possible?

 

I hear we've hired Dr Strangelove

 

And Dr Evil

 

....and The DR Says

 

Please no. Our press conferences will just be Brendan going on about each player's legs.

 

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