Mugabe "It's an honour to meet someone as corrupt as me". Blatter "We could really do with you in the FIFA organisation, it's far too fair for my liking".
Let me show you to my office Mr Warner. Your pay-off has now been sorted and is ready for your collection. Dont darken FIFA doors again.
'Interesting Moustache, reminds me of Charlie Chaplin and that other bloke, you know, the dictator who slaughtered his own people.....ooops'