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O/T Bad Jokes

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  1. Tickler

    Tickler Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;HR4M-1y_Gmk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR4M-1y_Gmk[/video]
     
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    Tickler, Dec 24, 2014
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    You might get wrong off the Not police for one of these
     
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    Did you hear about the Epileptic Cowboy?



















    Tex Fitz!!

    Bart.
    Merry Xmas and a Happy Healthy & Prosperous 2015.
     
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  4. DAPARKERSAFC

    DAPARKERSAFC Well-Known Member

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    Why wouldn't Oscar Pistorius kiss his cell mates foot.

    Cos he's lag toes intolerant.
     
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    DAPARKERSAFC, Dec 24, 2014
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    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I hate that I chuckled....
     
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    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Ah the old west - where 50% of the cowboys were gay and the other 50% were grateful.
     
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    is it the same ones who shot up the sheriff
     
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  8. master-simpson

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    Like the 2 Irish Puffs









    Patrick Fitzgerald &










    Gerald Fitzparick......

    Bart x
     
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  9. hettonist

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    A mate of mine just started working from home making yachts. I asked him how it was going and he said the sails were going through the roof. . .
     
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    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    What's sticky and plays the trumpet?









    Gluey Armstrong.....

    Bart
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    ****ing typical, I got a scouser for Christmas.

    It's not working.
     
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    or the 2 Scottish ones

    Ben Doone and Phil Mcavity

    Merry Xmas
     
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  13. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    Or the over weight jock






    Hugh Jarse!!

    Bart
     
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    TE="DAPARKERSAFC, post: 7422809, member: 1002044"]Why wouldn't Oscar Pistorius kiss his cell mates foot.

    Cos he's lag toes intolerant.[/QUOTE]
    Haha that's a parker original joke lol. Its wrong how proud I am of it.
     
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    DAPARKERSAFC, Dec 27, 2014
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    Where did Kate McCann get her Turkey from this year?

    She didn't get one... she had two children left...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 27, 2014
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small white patch, so I've named him England...
     
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