Hopefully that got your attention. 100 imaginary Green Shield Stamps for anyone who can translate it without looking it up. I'm going to Bristol for Crimbo- I wont be taking my laptop and can't be arsed using the phone, so I'm unlikely to converse with you fine gentlefolk until next week. So, be assured I haven't topped myself due to the parlous state of our team, and there's no need to send a search party into the darkest depths of Snowdonia to look for my halo. I won't be going until late on tomorrow, but I thought I'd send this message now in case I'm too busy later. There's a great bunch of people on here and I love you all - in a manly, no sticky stuff sort of way- but **** me, there are some negative buggers here. So, all have a massively wonderful Christmas, don't get too sober, and please cheer the **** up for next year, will yez?
Have a good one Saint. Re Snowdonia, we'd just wait for the thaw and the crows, no point wasting good drinking time looking for your frozen corpse
Have a good one Saint, I'm not a lover of the season (as I'm sure you're aware ) however, it's saving grace is that it gets us together as families. I assume you're going to stay with some of yours so enjoy it and all the best to your clan
Have a good Christmas saint. Watch out for all the pissed-up cyclists there - especially the Mayor in his red trousers
I've had plenty of experience of Bristol's homicidal cyclists already. Not seen the mayor though. The way they ride they'd be better off with brown trousers.
Best way, speak to the answer machine and I'll decide whether you're worthy of a response, man after me own heart.
Without looking it up "Merry Christmas Everyone" I think it's everyone? Have a good one Saint the place wont be the same without you.
Close enough- you get the stamps. I don't speak much sheep either, tbh, but to be really pedantic, the "i" means "to", so: Merry Christmas to everyone.
