Mad Dog loses £281 million in 48 hours!

According to reports, Abramovic has lost £281 million in a matter of hours,

**** me! The Smug One had better deliver the goods on Saturday!

 

This was done yesterday, apparently it leaves him with about 12 billion which instantly stops any fun to be had.

 

If we're splitting hairs, it was actually done two days ago.

That's what 48 hours amounts to.

Two days.

 

My point is still valid, he's loaded and it doesn't matter.

 

Until Putin has his head, you dont **** with the main man

 

Keep praying guys.

 

There's more change of him being taken out in a strange accident than there is of him being skint.

 

What's it got to do with football anyway? Chelsea's finances are totally independent from Abramovich's personal wealth.
FFP rules, don't you know.
Keep up guys.

 

Whats does a brand of fortified wine losing £281 million have to do with football?

 

Also, HIAG, if Spurs are bought out, do you think they will keep Spunk Gargle Wee-Wee?

 

They will definitely call it an accident. A well planned accident.

 

Didn't Robert Maxwell "accidentally" fall off his yacht in the middle of the ocean?

Mad Dog's got a yacht, hasn't he?

 

Who the hell is that?

Anyway, I can't wait for us to be bought out. It's about time we had our time in the limelight.

Get someone in who's prepared to spunk the millions on the "fair play" penalties and fines, in order for us to build up a world-beating team.

Don't worry, though, guys. I won't let it change me. I'll still be the same level-headed, humble, non-sensationalistic, reasonable man that you know and love.

 

Isn't that what Poinsettia and Levy spent in the summer trying to maintain a Europa cup place?

 

Levy.

I just thought since we assigning random non sequitur names to people.
Roman is Mad Dog, so Levy henceforth is known to me as Spunk Gargle Wee-Wee

 

Yeah, 'course they are!...

 

"Didn't Robert Maxwell "accidentally" fall off his yacht in the middle of the ocean?


It was his second unsuccessful flotation that year!....

 

My stools are starting to float in the toilet bowl.
Is that a bad sign?

 

Only if they're Maxwell size!