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Smelly Pish

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My pish is reeking today.

    Do I have an infection?
     
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  2. Null

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    Reeks of what?

    Sugar puffs...diabetes.
     
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  3. Moses

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    You may have thrush. Just dip your member in a Muller fruit corner and ask a friendly tramp to lick it off next time you are at Coocaddens. That should remove all trace of the infestation. Make sure to get all the yogurt off as there is nothing more painful than baby thrush eggs hatching up your japs eye. <cheers>
     
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    baby thrush eggs <laugh>
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Given that asparagus is out of season, there's a good possibility.
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Is that what that means? <laugh>

    I'm ****ed.
     
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  7. Null

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    It's defo too much sugar in yer pish...yer about to lose a foot.
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Ach, I'm in line to inherit arthritis.

    Chop away.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

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    sounds like AIDS.

    see you.
     
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  10. gas

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Smells of piss all the time.
     
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  11. gas

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    <somersault>.
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    If i drink a large sugared McDonalds black coffee it smells a bit sugarpuffee.
    Ask our resident diabetic ST for tips
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    It was sort of musky - I've had the cotton bud up the urethra test before (negative but painful) - it's not sore and there's no discharge.

    Pish is just humming.

    I think it might be a yeast thing or something - either way, I'm on the cranberry juice and green tea for a couple of days.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Drink a couple of gallons of water (Leah Betts style), kill or cure is the way forward.
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I have stopped smoking weed and drinking booze but get through about 4 ltrs of green tea a day and started smoking ***s .
    Piss like a mountain spring me.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    You could bottle that pish and sell it at a profit. British Rail are looking for a new supplier.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I have been smoking a pure reeking batch.

    Have I got skunkpish?
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You never know.

    A few years back I had what looked like blood in my pish and my Doctor signed me off for 10 days sick while tests were done on my sample.

    Was a bit of a mystery, not blood but they suspected bile from my small intestine.

    Turns out it was Beetroot juice, still, 10 days off work is 10 days off work, thank you pickled beetroot.
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

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    Was that after reading your posts on here?
     
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  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Good skunk makes my **** stink so it could be .
     
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