This weekend, having been appalled by the standard of diving at Stamford Bridge, Jose Mourinho is planning a raid for the plucky little Olympian from Plymouth. Plus hipster 'keepers, an unlucky Dutchman, fickle Gooners, and Manchester United miraculously keep winning. http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entert...e-learnt-from-the-premier-league-this-weekend
Superb! "During their laboured win over Hull, first Willian, then Diego Costa and, most theatrically of all, Gary Cahill leapt, tucked, piked and flipped their bodies over outstretched Hull legs with the flamboyance of lemmings at play." And:- "However, Chelsea could face competition from Real Madrid who are looking for a diving coach for Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale."
"During their laboured win over Hull, first Willian, then Diego Costa and, most theatrically of all, Gary Cahill leapt, tucked, piked and flipped their bodies over outstretched Hull legs with the flamboyance of lemmings at play." quality
Amateurs! THIS is how it's done properly!.... http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...uces-the-biggest-overrection-to-a-tackle-ever
Chelsea players have been diving non stop all season its taken this long for people to notice, especially Hazard but he is a bit more clever how he does it. My bet is it will now catch up with them and they won't get anything even if its stone wall
Now just need the refs to award penaties against Terry for his Kareem Abdul-Jabbar defensive basketball skills in the box and they'll be treated the same as every other club in the league
Said He-Man to Skeletor, is that seriously still a derogatory term in your neck of the woods/vocabulary? And BTW, Chelsea and Jose are the biggest of all cheats, look at the pics of Gerrard trying to wrestle the ball from the effeminate ones hands last season for several examples of this. I know you're are embarrassed, but will never admit it
Marvellous irony from the most unlikely quarter, shock horror Utd fan moaning at top club getting decisions! You could't write it
Good Lord, scousers have no shame, do they? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...verpool-awarded-Premier-League-penalties.html
"Liverpool have been given the most penalties in Premier League history with 119." Utterly disgraceful, but not surprising, really. How many of those 119 were "won" by Slippy G doing his impersonation of Jacques Cousteau, I wonder?
please log in to view this image Only seven of those teams have never been relegated so using the bottom of those teams (Spurs), it averages out at a difference of just over one penalty per season. Wow!!! Stop the press The different between Man Utd and Liverpool is only a third of a penalty per season
