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What do you really want for Christmas?

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Be realistic.

    I want -

    Just Brazils
    An oil painting of Caerlaverock Castle
    Mick Fleetwood's autobiography
    Someone to make and paint my model of the Red Baron's Albatros D.V (I'll pay well for this work)
    World Peace
     
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  2. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    :p
     
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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ That veranda is too narrow for a start.
     
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  4. gas

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    :)
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    I actually have no idea. There isn't anything I want that I haven't actually got. Nothing I need particularly either.


    Foolishly I said I'd take the mrs for a short break for her present when I was drunk without actually thinking it though. As its escalated into a week away. Which in feb pretty much everywhere will be cold ish. And it means I have to pay for me.. Week in sharm el sheik all in looking at £600. Ffs.
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Actually I do quite fancy a retro sheepskin coat.
     
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  7. gas

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    ^^^^^^

    ****
     
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  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    a man
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    An exclusive UK license to mass produce and distribute the stinkiest strain of ganja I can get my hands on.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The new RS3
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    What the **** is wrong with a massive sheepskin coat, with big Del Boy style lapels?
     
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  12. gas

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    Try wearing it in Wales! Your anus will resemble the Japanese flag in no time and will be dripping in Welsh jizz.
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    You're assuming it doesn't already.. ****s would need a hazmat suit to go near my arse.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Surely an RS4 or 6 would be better? :huh:
     
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  15. Sweats

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    ****s car.

    BMW's are better..
     
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  16. Toby

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    £15k (to get me out of debt and buy xmas pressies) and a new job <ok>
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

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    A Rainshader umbrella. Just £25.

    [video=youtube;pqiuR5HFeKU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pqiuR5HFeKU[/video]

    It won't collapse in a force 7 gale. <ok>
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I used to agree. The M3 & 4 are too flashy now.
     
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    A Sony Walkman <ok>
     
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