Agreed and I take you mean a 6 inch nail right through the testicle and not just a tack through the scrotum ? Scrotum tackers are no good now either. It's the former we need and 11 of the bastards need to cross the white line on Saturday.
Scrotum tacking is for girls. It's like a vegetarian who eats cheese and other dairy based products ( for example, milk, eggs and other types of cheese). It should be vegan or eating the animal whilst it's still twitching. Nothing in between. No retreat, no surrender. If we are to get out of this bottom three induced psychotic nightmare - I read the ****e on this site, so understand the might of our plight - I'm afraid it's nothing less than 6 inch fluted masonry nails, fired home with a gun. The rustier the better.
Liechtenstein's finest. Using one of them would sort the men out from the boys, when fastening the hairy space hoppers to an oak or larch, and no mistake.
HATEM Ben Arfa has almost certainly played his last game for Hull City and his loan spell from Newcastle will be terminated in January. Ben Arfa was again a notable absentee as the Tigers fell to a 2-0 defeat at Chelsea on Saturday and manager Steve Bruce will not turn to him Cityâs crucial festive programme. Reports from his homeland suggested the former France international had returned to train alone in Paris at the weekend. Bruce was unaware of Ben Arfaâs exact location following the Stamford Bridge loss, but a damning appraisal of the 27-year-oldâs contributions since arriving on deadline day suggests his time is up at the KC Stadium. City have the option to terminate the season-long loan in January and it would seem Bruceâs mind has already been made up. The French media claimed a £50,000 weekly wage will be removed when Ben Arfa is eventually sent packing back to Tyneside. Even with injury ruling out Mohamed Diame and suspension now leaving Tom Huddlestone unavailable, there is no prospect of Ben Arfa being brought in from the cold. His ninth appearance for the club, when replaced after 35 minutes of the 3-0 loss to Manchester United two weeks ago, appears destined to be his final game in City colours. âSometimes transfers work out and sometimes they donât,â said Bruce. âItâs fair to say with Ben Arfa that I canât see there being a future. âItâs a team and youâve got to reform and come into the team. âUnfortunately he wants to do things his way, which is fair enough, so unless he changes⦠âIâll treat him like any other player. Thereâs been no fall-out, heâs been omitted from the squad because when youâre up against it you need to show a bit of resilience. Unfortunately Hatem sees it differently. âItâs a shame because we were excited to get him on deadline day but in three or four months it hasnât happened. Asked if Ben Arfa had gone missing without Cityâs permission, Bruce added: âHeâs not AWOL. He could be in Paris, I donât know, but heâs not AWOL.â Cityâs festive options have been further depleted. As well as seeing Mohamed Diameâs knee injury worsen to spell at least a month out, Michael Dawsonâs hamstring injury suffered early in the defeat to Chelsea is also likely to rule defender out until mid-January. Tom Huddlestone is another who will not play again in 2014. A reckless challenge on Chelsea full-back Filipe Luis brought a straight red card to rule Huddlestone out of the games against Swansea, Sunderland and Leicester. Bruce believed his midfielderâs dismissal was borne out of frustration for Gary Cahill failing to see red earlier but he offered no defence for Huddlestoneâs actions. âIâll punish Huddlestone, of course I will,â said Bruce. âI can understand his frustration but thereâs no need for that. Heâll be disappointed when he sees it but it was an accumulation of things that brought it on. That was pretty evident. âThese things happen when emotions run high in a game of football.â
http://www.20minutes.fr/sport/1500415-20141213-hatem-ben-arfa-entraine-seul-paris "Ben Arfa training on his own in Paris.....His career in England seems over.......Not wanted at Hull or Newcastle......other options exist in (French) Ligue 1 or Spain" This magazine is more reliable then the average board transfer rumour!
I think you need to re-read your anatomy books again Ern as girls don't tend to have scrotums. If you've come across (oh er matron) girls that have them then you've been well and truly had. Girls are in fact much harder than you boys and a nail in the scrotum would be in fact a mere scratch to us. When you've popped a baby out of your hoohaa then you can talk.
If you are that good at spotting talent Andy, why don't you apply for Terry Robinsons job at your place.
I had the misfortune a couple of years ago to be given free tickets to attend an evening of entertainment, in a giant tent no less, on Newcastle's Town Moor (imagine if they moved Beverley Westwood to Spring Bank and you've got the idea), by a dance troupe purporting to be The Ladyboys of Bangkok. I must rather traumatically report to you Charlie, that some women do appear to have scrotums. Or some women are men. Or some scrotums have attached themselves to women. Or something else infernal that I cannot possibly understand. I still don't sleep well.
This, from the Barcodes, made me smile: http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-art...-truth-hatem-ben-arfa-hide-seek-competition/?
Hardly a surprise now sadly for us but he has to go. Alan Pardew had him sussed. We can use his wages elsewhere now. It was a gamble worth taking but it was not to be.
BBC Humberside Sport ‏@HumbersideSport #hcafc boss Steve Bruce on Hatem Ben Arfa: "It's fair to say he's played his last game for the club". No surprise there then.
