The 1976 FA Cup final. Lauren Bacall appearing in "Sweet Bird of Youth" , Haymarket Theatre, 1985. Woodstock Festival, 1969. Probably swerve the brown acid though. Best Mate's first Gold Cup, Cheltenham, 2002. 26th July 1945, when the UK General Election results were declared, and Great Britain looked like it had a great future.
I'd pick the birth of 5 GC users at random in order to go back and relieve the future of 5 arseholes. Philanthropy at work right there.
I'd like to go back to when the dinosaurs were about. Around the time jesus allegedly cured blind people. D day. Then I'd like to go forward not back and see if Star Trek comes true.
The opening night of Hamlet King Alfred burning his cakes The Execution of lady Jane Grey The marriage of Stephen and Mathilda Th trial of Stephen Ward
I like your thinking, Dan. As a fellow romantic, I do love the idea of Alfred being castigated by the peasant-woman.
Go back to Grantham on the night of Margaret Thatcher's conception and get her dad so pissed he couldn't get it up that night. Be present at the Sermon on the Mount, sneak up behind Jesus and just as he said "Blessed are the......." I'd quietly whisper "Cheesemakers" in his ear. Mis-direct Santa to my house instead of Pete Smith's on Christmas Eve 1964, then I'd get the bike instead of that twat. Be waiting in the Sea of Tranquility on 20 July 1969 and when Neil Armstrong climbed down the ladder, wave a Union Jack in his face and say "What kept ya..?" And finally, but seriously...... Be at my parent's house on 16 October 1999, so I could say "Thanks for everything dad. I love ya, mate" before it was too late.
Aliens initial visitation to Earth. The great 9/11 conspiracy. Fake second lunar landings. Aliens in cahoots with the Nazis during second world war. The JFK conspiracy.
It looks like another entry for the list going on in Australia right now. Eco terrorists have stormed a Florists and put a black flag bearing the word IRIS in the window.
