... of inviting (deserved) ridicule, I'd just like to announce that my new book is now available to buy. It's £2 digital, £8+pp paperback, with 20% of all royalties going to charity. If anyone's interested, PM me.Buy my new book! Only £2 with a fifth of all royalties going to charity. PM me for more details
Is it fact or fiction? What genre is it? Is there any bumming in it? Is the main character a mysterious, gypsy violinist? What sort of readership is it aimed at? Will there be a sequel? Is it as good as 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNab? Has it been endorsed as being 'For ****s and mongs' on the cover by ER? Do you want me to play the lead character in the film adaptation?
Only a cowardly mincer doesn't actually name his book or give it a proper balls-out talking-up. Jip, provide details. You know as fellow 606ers we will give it good reviews.
Aye Jip, tell us the name of the book so we can google it and find out your real name, where you live and what your wife looks like.
Look no further than this brave bastard [video=youtube;ELT5L4l3i9g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELT5L4l3i9g[/video]
I bought the kindle edition. I suggest others do so and we can discuss it on here, an online 'book club' if you like.