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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    ... of inviting (deserved) ridicule, I'd just like to announce that my new book is now available to buy. It's £2 digital, £8+pp paperback, with 20% of all royalties going to charity. If anyone's interested, PM me.Buy my new book! Only £2 with a fifth of all royalties going to charity. PM me for more details <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 10, 2014
  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What's it called?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 10, 2014
  3. RAVENBLACK

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    "I'm a fat baldy twat"
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Is it a boring book about economics? I've been struggling to find a Xmas present for Michael.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 10, 2014
  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I shall get back to you soon, Jip. I received your PM and am overjoyed by this turn of events.

    :D
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Dec 10, 2014
  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    1. Is it fact or fiction?
    2. What genre is it?
    3. Is there any bumming in it?
    4. Is the main character a mysterious, gypsy violinist?
    5. What sort of readership is it aimed at?
    6. Will there be a sequel?
    7. Is it as good as 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNab?
    8. Has it been endorsed as being 'For ****s and mongs' on the cover by ER?
    9. Do you want me to play the lead character in the film adaptation?
     
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  7. Patience

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    Only a cowardly mincer doesn't actually name his book or give it a proper balls-out talking-up.

    Jip, provide details. You know as fellow 606ers we will give it good reviews.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye Jip, tell us the name of the book so we can google it and find out your real name, where you live and what your wife looks like.
     
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  9. Patience

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    Look no further than this brave bastard

    [video=youtube;ELT5L4l3i9g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELT5L4l3i9g[/video]
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Cheers mate.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    sounds interesting Jip

    dunno why the PM is a wumin tho
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 10, 2014
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <ok>
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Dafuq kind of dystopian fiction has no bumming in it?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 10, 2014
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Women are evil.
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    The unpopular kind, by the sound of it :(
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> fair point bill
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 10, 2014
  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I'll buy it if the answer to this question is positive.
     
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    I bought the kindle edition. I suggest others do so and we can discuss it on here, an online 'book club' if you like.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    There's metaphorical bumming. And actual torture. Hope this helps.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 10, 2014
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Good idea. The Book forum is deader than Anfield last night.
     
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