What are we all having for lunch today?

I'll be around the same time next Friday Tina

 

homemade ploughmans & lentil soup

 

Coffee an a cigarette.

 

Heinz Beans

 

Waitrose salad, scotch egg, hot pepperami, kingsize twix for this Protestant Scots ****.

 

Dunno yet. Definitely sumfink hot though for this born again atheist.

 

porridge

 

Fixed bbz ok thnx

 

Bovril.

 

Large full English then straight through till tea for this loathsome deviant.

 

Cheese & tomato sandwich and some homemade lentil soup for this amateur gynaecologist.

 

Soup and a roll for this social misfit

 

The wife said to tell you she was very happy with her pelvic exam. She didn't know you could take x-rays on yer mobile phone.

 

Yesterday's roast pork on batch loaf for this non-practising four-by-two.

 

Cumberland sausage from the hot counter in tesco in a french stick with brown sauce.

 

sounds good ^

 

I'll be honest with you, it was a bit whiffy down there and the thing with the mobile phone was just ruse so that I didn't have to get too close. You should subtly suggest that she gets a second opinion from a properly certified fanny mechanic.

 

Prawn linguine and focaccia for this hardline Islamist cleric.

 

Beans with bacon sausage egg tomato black pudding and mushrooms for this swinging local yokel **** obsessed spazzy ***** ****.

To be honest the other ingrediants ****ed up the beans.

 

baked tattie with egg mayonnaise.

minestrone soup.

lovely.