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  1. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    every couple of months the wine fairy from virgin drop off a crate of wine,im having a glass at the moment and just thought to myself alcohol is THE greatest invention ever, used to think it was electricity now having had a few glasses im swayed towards alcohol f@ckin love it,all you p c gits sod off before you start your misery stories
    whats your fave invention? dont know why but wor lass recons its the vibrator !
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Dec 7, 2014
  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    This i found last night in a local bar. Its beer in a 2pint carton you can take home
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    Hate to be the one to break this to you, especially as you seem to be in a good/happy mood but I think it would probably be classed as a discovery rather than an invention.

    Now the vibrator that would be classed as an invention.

    <devil>
     
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  4. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    aww trev man dont spoil it
    actually arent most 'inventions' discoveries so lets include discoveries
    and that doesnt include your winkle when you were a litle lad !
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

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    Errrr, okay

    :emoticon-0112-wonde

    Ehmmmm

    :emoticon-0138-think

    Right, ignore what I said before I just invented it.

    <smooch>
     
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  6. pauljohnhutch

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    cheers mate your a pal
     
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    which boozer GRB?
     
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    My favourite invention is iphone 6.
     
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    I bought the missus a self lubricating fanny for her birthday.

    She said " what am I supposed to do with that? "

    I replied " teach it to cook and f@ck off "

    Now that is an invention.
     
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  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Three horse shoes leamside
     
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    I seem to remember being taught it was the wheel at school. It would have taken Virgin a lot longer to drop that crate off otherwise.
     
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    Whisky, internal combustion engine and condoms
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm just waiting for Jimi to say viagra
     
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    Glass and the Wheel
     
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    Alcohol? Think Homer Simpson nailed it as "the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems"....
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yeah alcohol would right up there for me. Along with Diet Water

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    Do you put diet water in your whiskey
     
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    Dunno about the greatest, but the Mobile Phone surely has to be one of the worst.
     
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    Diet f**ing water? What the f** is going on there?

    Some people will literally buy anything
     
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    My "old" English teacher told us that there are only two things to put in whisky



    1) Water

    and

    2) More whisky
     
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