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American "special" forces

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Travel to missions on blue and yellow buses.

    Want rid of a hostage or two?

    Phone 0100 KILLUALL.
     
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  2. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    blue & yellow 'short' busses...

    ****** ****ers need nuking en-masse

    Yacontcha!
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    My avatar is a tribute to the brave 23 navy seals that stormed Bin Laden's compound but had their lives cut short in a freak helicopter accident .
    God will judge our enemies we'll arrange the meeting.:bandit:
     
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  4. Blackheath Redcoat

    Blackheath Redcoat Active Member

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    The problem with the public perception of Special Forces is that we want to see them as super heroes. We envisage them as men who can leap over tall buildings in a single bound or push a tank backwards with ease. They're all seven feet tall, they're all devilishly handsome and they are all bullet proof.

    Not a bit of it.

    They're mortal men just like the rest of us. A bullet will kill them just the same as it will kill you or I. They are human, they are made of flesh and blood and they are therefore fallible. Sometimes they screw up.

    Carl von Clausewitz, the great Prussian military thinker said "No plan ever survives first contact with the enemy". By that he meant that even the most meticulously planned operation can fall apart if the enemy does something unexpected. Situations are fluid. They change. The man on the ground must adapt, improvise and overcome. But sometimes, it just doesn't come off.

    There is a lot of gung ho bullshit served up about special forces. Whilst it is true that they are highly trained and equipped to a standard that would make a taxpayers eyes water if the cost of it were presented to them, they're only special in the sense that they are sent to do the jobs that the common soldiery wouldn't be expected to do. It doesn't make them any braver than the grunt who pulls his buddy to safety on the battlefield or the marine who hits the beach under intense enemy fire.

    I don't know anybody in the special forces and wouldn't treat them any differently to my common-or-garden comrades if I did. We're all supposed to be on the same side, working towards the same end and performing our allotted duties to the best of our ability.

    The phrase for this is "All Of One Company" and if you've served in the armed forces, you'll know what that means.
     
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  5. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Spot on - he sure judged them ****ing seals right and proper.

    Yacontcha!
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    ^^^^

    Got turned down for SAS.
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Sea
    Air &
    Land
    The SALs
    SBS Special Boat Services.
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Special Boat Services sounds like a firm which de-barnacles your hull, recalibrates your rudder, sharpens your anchor and such like.
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Or a cockney plastic surgeon.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <applause> Quality bantz.
     
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    i have got some army training, some survival training, martial arts training, hand to hand combat training, some recon and observation training, etc etc
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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    SAS

    Super Army Soldiers
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Playing Xbox games is not training...
     
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  15. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    How special do you have to be to kill a goat herder?
     
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    That's a cracker!
     
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    American "special" forces = ****s

    Korea = lost
    Nam = lost
    Afghanistan = lost
    Iraq = won over 2 legs but still not out of the competition
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Not forgetting the Cubans got a walkover.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Ww2 = avation petrol sales

    NAM= HELICOPTER guns and napalm sales

    IRaq 1+2 Afghan =petrol and bomb + flash copter/plane
    sales
    Bush Cheney etc = winners $
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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