I am in crisis. I'm supposed to eat healthily. I resist biscuits by never having any in the house. But....today I bought some chocolate fingers for Christmas. I know they are in the cupboard......................................................help.
Eat them, or give them/throw them away. While they remain in your cupboard they will eat your mind away. And don't buy any more.
I'm the same as you. Unfortunately being 19 I've lived with my parents for the past 18 years so they always buy rubbish that I end up eating. I keep telling them it's their fault for getting them but they're not buying it (excuse the pun). I've been much better at Uni, although fruit is considerably more expensive than chocolate I find.
Fran, save them until 9.30 tonight and then take them from the cupboard,lay them out on the table, pour a nice glass of wine and get ready to eat them. When you are ready take them out of the packet, have a smell of the chocolate and lie back and look forward to that taste as you slowly let them melt in your mouth. Then turn over to itv 1 and watch I'm a celebrity. Within seconds you will see people gaging trying to eat osterich testicles, bulls penis, mealworms, camel humps whilst drinking deers blood and a milkshake with a mixture of crushed cockroaches, beetles and monkey fat. You can then with ease put the biscuits back in the packet, back I the cupboard and to the back of your mind until Christmas day.
I thought I'm a Celeb had already started with the appearance of the WUM Penis on the other thread about us losing games.
Not relative to how long you can keep them. I can't buy a massive bunch because I just won't eat them in time!
I get so much heat built up I swear I could power a steam turbine and light a city. Shame. I used to have the constitution of an ox. I suppose I still have, if I keep off bananas, cheddered cheese of all flavours [I can still eat simple cheeses], and a few other odd bits and pieces. Oh, and red table wine is out. It has to have almost zero acid, or I'm done for. Beer and whisky is relatively OK so, all things considered, I get away with most of it reasonably well.
I remember when young how I thought that older people made a fuss...then here we are. Foods become indigestible, heartburn is common, sleep becomes harder...all you youngsters remember it will happen to you. On the other hand, you become much more chilled...doesn't matter if you are wearing the latest fashion or have the latest gizmos because no one sees you anyway. Very freeing.
