1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Things that don't and shouldn't go together

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN, Dec 5, 2014.

  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    15,683
    Likes Received:
    1,320
    Welsh footballers and rapes.
     
    #61
  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    11,264
    Likes Received:
    8,210
    I was being ironic. I'm quite happy to have a splash of milk with my Ethiopian beans.

    As long as it's Mediterranean almond milk.
     
    #62
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,382
    Likes Received:
    30,568
    ER and a years warranty.
     
    #63
  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2011
    Messages:
    20,293
    Likes Received:
    10,232
    I was calling you a pretentious twat as a mark of affection.
     
    #64
  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    11,264
    Likes Received:
    8,210
    Cheers, pal. I knew you still loved me.

    And I love you.
     
    #65
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    24,877
    Likes Received:
    265
    baldothespastic and low flying choppers.
     
    #66
  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    Jip and alcohol
    Watford and the Premier League
    Celtic and boy's clubs
    Rangers and rich white men
     
    #67
  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2011
    Messages:
    18,242
    Likes Received:
    8,399
    ftfy
     
    #68
  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,382
    Likes Received:
    30,568
    Tina and soap

    That one applies to all tims and not just fat ugly female ones. <ok>
     
    #69
  10. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2012
    Messages:
    8,643
    Likes Received:
    8,898
    Add Content
     
    #70

  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2011
    Messages:
    35,077
    Likes Received:
    46,403
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,382
    Likes Received:
    30,568
    American special forces and hostages that don't end up deed.
     
    #72
  13. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    4,886
    Likes Received:
    2,542
    Gambol & 5 finger gloves.

    Yacontcha!
     
    #73
  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    15,984
    Likes Received:
    18,997
    Wife beaters
    Low flying helicopters
    Tennents Super
    Pints with too much head
     
    #74
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,382
    Likes Received:
    30,568
    Jiffy and not bearing a grudge. Poor soul <laugh>
     
    #75
  16. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    19,443
    Likes Received:
    3,690
    Jack wilshere and football pitches.
     
    #76
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2010
    Messages:
    63,410
    Likes Received:
    48,986
    Pints without enough head
     
    #77
  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    15,984
    Likes Received:
    18,997
    <laugh>

    Oh look, the forum spastic is here.

    Even your fellow huns think you're a ***** <ok>
     
    #78
  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    15,984
    Likes Received:
    18,997
    You should go to The Clutha.
     
    #79
  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2013
    Messages:
    55,382
    Likes Received:
    30,568
    Awe sonny it seems you're still a wee bit peeved l. Never mind Santa will soin be here.
     
    #80

Share This Page