Favourite Pâté?

my big sister makes her own páté. Looks like doggy diarrhoea but tastes fantastic.

Magic on oatcakes with a bit of jelly.


Garlic páté is one of my faves.

 

It's nae wonder you dinnae hae a boyfriend hen.

 

Jelly, ****in jelly for ****s sake. ****in sacrilege. Chutney yes but ****in jelly, get to ****.

 

Pate and Jam is just to die for. Absolutely exquisite and sets the taste-buds on a journey to euphoria and back.

Anyone who disagrees has aids of the urethra.

 

says whom

**** up, old man

that's a bit ****ing specific

 

All pate's are fantastic. Never had one yet I didn't like.

 

There's jelly in some pate's ya cretin.

 

Wait. But. What? You have a boyfriend?

 

Not that type of jelly you ****in prick.

Or do you have raspberry or orange jelly in your pate.

****in nonce.

 

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So you're being American in what you define jelly to be?

 

.

 

You get cracking Pate at Dundee's ground.


R Dens pate'


I'll get my coat.

 

Dev ffs

 

Just got a fresh batch of Xmas crackers so i'm reading through the jokes.

 

No.

 

Boooo! Get aff the ****in stage!

 

I should be on the stage me.



The first one out of town.


I'm here all week folks.

 

The next couple of days will be lots of fun on here!