I'm right on the halfway line, Jonny. SS99, any time you want a half time chat. Always stood by the telly looking gormless.
You've done it now! The FL will be over to measure the chair for comfort now. If you fail, we get docked 15 points!
Answers to the name Billy Nomates. Has he told you about the restraining orders issued after previous grooming attempts?
Is there any wonder he didn't manage to fetch Knocky from Leicester. I think I have taken my last lecture from a bloke who doesn't know his north from his East.
But most people face the feckng pitch... No wonder you keep thinking that a bright new horizon is always coming into view.
BTW young chippy I have not ever before said such glowing things about the team my attitude has been wait and see but I was very surprised at what I witnessed sitting on my scooter last Sat I see a bright future withMC at the helm and the pirates all being scuppered