Headline game

Looking at some headlines on games got me thinking. As this forum seems to like "games" of sorts how about a "headline" game. The day after a Toon game everyone who fancies should post a "headline" for the game. The next day we all vote for the best headline and the winner gets.......................

to win and crow over everyone else.

The first part is easy but my techno skills can't even download a visible video never mind set up a poll, so if anyone is interested in doing the easy part (thinking of the idea is farrrrrrrrrrrrr harder) or if someone sends me an idiots guide as to how to do then I'll give it a go.

Anyone interested?

 

Yep

 

Yes.
Will you cheat and manipulate the game like JPF does?
If so, that's fair enough - nothing wrong with cheating.

 

That goes without saying. Why on earth would anyone start a game without the "JPF rule" for the organiser.

 

Well I for one will ONLY participate in Trev's Topper Toon Title Test if he does cheat, manipulate the rules and accept bungs from those willing to cheat their way to victory!

 

I did forget to add that to participate you have to supply me with your personal e-mail addresses so that my Nigerian "Uncle" can e-mail the winner each week seeking their bank account details to errr.............pay the weekly prize money

 

Of course. Mine is [email protected]

 

What's happening? The rules are nowhere near complicated enough for the Newcastle NOt606 board. So what's the catch? You have to post your headline in Japanese if you post on Sunday or colloquial Swahili if it's a Monday? Your poll result is multiplied by your age and divided by the numbers in your postcode? I don't want to play if there are no JPFesque complications.

 

Seems a bit complicated to me, count me in.

 

Is now the time to mention the £5.00 entrance fee per week?

 

Why has it come down a fiver from what JPF charged us for the spy game?

 

He was only charging me £1.00.





Plus benefits in kind

 

That's the challenge of converting rubles into pounds.

Not that I was KGB or owt....

 

Headlines to be posted by Midday 1/12/2014 and then voting thereafter.

SISSOKO STUPIDITY SHATTERS SUCCESS SEQUENCE

Still need someone to to give me idiots guide on how to set up a poll

 

Moussa Forgotten To Have His Muesli !!

 

Newcastle Cressfallen after Narrow Defeat

 

Allardyce is a gum chewing, meat loaf lookalike c#nt.

If that doesn't win this game's bent.

 

Bump

Just to remind anyone vaguely interested in becoming a columnist in the News of the World...or the Today...or wherever that you only have until midday today to submit your headline.

 

Sissoko loses his head at the Boleyn Ground.

 

"Moussa so stupid!"

Accompanied by a picture of Jar-Jar Binks in a Sissoko shirt.