I'm delighted you lot are having a whale of a time with these fish related puns, at the expense of poor Matt Fish. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Personally, I'm thrilled we have signed him, I reckon he is a bit of a catch.......
I hake to say it, but we seem to be trawling the depths with all this piscene banter. Everyone seems to be angling for a laugh as the jokes keep drifting in. The net result is getting in-seine!
On a more serious note, can you imagine how he feels when everyone he meets makes some fish-related pun, as if it's the first time he would have heard it? Seriously, how must he feel? Gutted.
I fail to see the porpoise of this thread although it does seem to have snared some hook line and sinker.