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Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by 3rd eye, Nov 21, 2014.

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  1. 3rd eye

    3rd eye Well-Known Member

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    3rd eye, Nov 21, 2014
  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If he's no good he'll be been and gone.
     
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  3. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Are you getting Green and Broad as well
     
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  4. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    They've got in a guy called Fish, too.<laugh>
     
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    Piebacca, Nov 21, 2014
  5. 3rd eye

    3rd eye Well-Known Member

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    All we need is a Mr Chips (or maybe even a Murphy) and we'll have a whole meal available for the Shrimps.



    Shall I get my coat? <laugh>
     
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  6. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Don't joke. From the sounds of things, these two guys are quite a catch.
     
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    Piebacca, Nov 21, 2014
  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    ......and there was me about to start a new thread titled "Matt Fish is now a 'skate' " !

    All these fish related jokes are daft. People must be trawling through newspapers to arrive at the most amusing ones.

    I'll borrow 3rd eye's coat......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 21, 2014
  8. 3rd eye

    3rd eye Well-Known Member

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    Well Andy has been casting his net very wide.
     
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  9. 3rd eye

    3rd eye Well-Known Member

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    We just need him to batter the shrimps tomorrow.

    As long as he puts his heart and sole into it and doesn't turn out to be carp.
     
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  10. Leading Fish in Hants

    Leading Fish in Hants Active Member

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    And Fish is on loan from the Gills!

    We're skating on thin ice with all these fish and bean puns!

    I'll get my Har-a-cot!
     
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  11. 3rd eye

    3rd eye Well-Known Member

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    Matt Fish is a right-back........... eel put a stop to us conceding.
     
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  12. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Won't score though. Afraid of the net.
     
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  13. Leading Fish in Hants

    Leading Fish in Hants Active Member

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    Don't stop this line of jokes - I'm hooked!
     
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    Leading Fish in Hants, Nov 21, 2014
  14. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Oh go on. Add a few few more fish puns.
    Just for the halibut.;)
     
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    Channonfodder, Nov 23, 2014
  15. Singing Blue 3

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    This thread is starting to Flounder, maybe it should have been titled Mr.Bream? :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Singing Blue 3, Nov 26, 2014
  16. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    It's certainly Skate-ing on thin ice.
     
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    Piebacca, Nov 26, 2014
  17. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    After those dreadful puns, I think we should be angling for this thread to be closed now,

    I am sure that the Pompey Mods will mullet over.....
     
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    Channonfodder, Nov 26, 2014
  18. Singing Blue 3

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    Well its not my Plaice, but surely the Sole reason for the thread was to say that Eel be joining the club. I think he will be a Reel asset but dont want to Carp on about it.<laugh>
     
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    Singing Blue 3, Nov 27, 2014
  19. Leading Fish in Hants

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    Well, I think you're all talking Pollocks.
     
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    Leading Fish in Hants, Nov 27, 2014
  20. antipodean exile

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    Careful of his agent he's a bit of a shark.
     
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