Getting into nightclub much more important than having a dance, says Rodgers

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...han-having-a-dance-says-rodgers-2014110692500

BRENDAN Rodgers queued for ages to get into a nightclub only to leave almost immediately, it has emerged.

The Liverpool manager waited several hours for entry to the exclusive Promised Land bar only to walk out twenty minutes after arriving, declaring himself satisfied with his evening.

Rodgers said: “Getting past that velvet rope was a wonderful achievement, and the only thing that really matters. Once you’re in the Promised Land, what’s the point of staying there?

“You can talk about the great music, the massive cocktail list and the beautiful people, but all I care about is getting that inky stamp on my hand.

“Now I can focus on getting back in next time.”

The Liverpool players, who went with Rodgers to the Promised Land after he told them it would be the party of the year, admitted it was ‘strange’ to be told to get their coats mere minutes after they’d been waved in by the bouncer.

Steven Gerrard said: “I’d not been to the Promised Land since 2010, so I was looking forward to a big night out. But Brendan said he was keeping me fresh for a pub quiz this weekend.

“If we do well, he’s said he’ll take us to the Promised Land again, and this time we might get stay for twenty-five minutes.

“I didn’t even get a chance to politely ask the DJ if he wouldn’t mind possibly putting on some Phil Collins.

“It doesn’t matter though. We’d have gotten thrown out before long anyway.”

 

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If there was one person going to love this thread it was bound to be you.

 

I predict it'll go down like a sausage roll at a bar mitzvah

 

Nah, you gotta laugh at the moment as a Liverpool fan or you might go and jump off a cliff.

 

I think you'll find I selected 'thanks' on the OP quite some time ago

 

I like the last bit about Phil Collins most of all but the giff pic of Rodgers twiddling his own nipple is needed to top tobes cream pie

 

Brilliant!


I hate nightclubs personally... and not just because I'm over the age of 23. Hate waking up the next morning and my hair smelling like an ashtray from all the smoking that goes on there... that and they generally play crap music.

Much rather dance around in the nude at home.

 

Where is this ****ing nightclub where smoking is permitted?

 

dunnoo.... funny 'mericans...

 

I've never been to a nightclub where the air wasn't thick with cigarette smoke! Now...I haven't been to a nightclub in a decade- maybe it's different now... never got into night clubs because of all the smoke- hated them. Probably been 4 or 5 times in my life- the thought of being enveloped in smoke put me off going any more than that.

 

its now a purely pc affair but we are too old.


its sluttly teens in fake orange tan and as white a "dress" as they can find to look as pikey as possible under the lights.

 

Where do the slutty 30 somethings go instead?



besides Craigslist.

 

Lucky Rodgers to even get into the Promised Land. We have been near it, seen the bright lights but not inside it...

 

Where would we be without allegories?

 

The cheese....

 

I thought that was where the 50/60 something crowd hung out. The slutty greys.

 

Probably.... The mid 30s might be in this grange place I dunno

Normally slutty 35 are too busy making movies

 

I used to go in 4 or 5 times a weekend

 

****ing fanny